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Jane Is A Bodoh


♥BODOHJANE



♥SAYHI
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
WORD OF THE DAY: "CROPS"

"Oi! I realise we don't have CROPS leh!" [She meant props]

No, dear Jane. I'm sorry I didn't realise your burning desire for agriculture.

ANYWAY. I'M HERE TO PROVIDE YOU A VERY VERY PLEASING IDEA.

JANE THE ZOOKEEPER.

Imagine Jane in a grey jumper with crazy looking hair, cleaning the elephant's butt with a wet one :D WHAT NICE IMAGERY. She'd have to take care of all sorts of stinky, poopy animals.
LIKE...

ORANG UTAN!
Funny how this orang utan looks so bloody familar.
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JANE! IS HE YOUR COUSIN?!?!?!

HI. MEET MY FRIEND. MOO THE COW.

Moo the cow tells me that she has apparently taken interest in our dear Jane and would like her milk to be squeezed very much by Jane :D Ahhhhhh. Jane has a fan!

ANYWAY. Jane has many different desiring professions. I shall talk about some other another day. TA-DA FOR NOW.

REMEMBER! WORD OF THE DAY?

"CROPS"!

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MOOOOOOOO.