♥BODOHJANE
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
WORD OF THE DAY: "CROPS"
"Oi! I realise we don't have CROPS leh!" [She meant props]
No, dear Jane. I'm sorry I didn't realise your burning desire for agriculture.
ANYWAY. I'M HERE TO PROVIDE YOU A VERY VERY PLEASING IDEA.
JANE THE ZOOKEEPER.
Imagine Jane in a grey jumper with crazy looking hair, cleaning the elephant's butt with a wet one :D WHAT NICE IMAGERY. She'd have to take care of all sorts of stinky, poopy animals.
LIKE...
ORANG UTAN!Funny how this orang utan looks so bloody familar.
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JANE! IS HE YOUR COUSIN?!?!?!
HI. MEET MY FRIEND. MOO THE COW.Moo the cow tells me that she has apparently taken interest in our dear Jane and would like her milk to be squeezed very much by Jane :D Ahhhhhh. Jane has a fan!
ANYWAY. Jane has many different desiring professions. I shall talk about some other another day. TA-DA FOR NOW.
REMEMBER! WORD OF THE DAY?
"CROPS"!
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MOOOOOOOO.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
WORD OF THE DAY: "PROUNCE"
Insiders' joke. Our dear dear Jane spelt "pronounce" as "prounce". Story of her life. Goes to show her devastating degree of intelligence.
Anyway, to those poor darlings out there who've yet to meet our idiotica icon Jane Lau, I'd be glad to reveal her true colours to you.
JANE LAU QIAN YING.
Yes, that's her. The one on the right.
Yes, that's her. The one on the right.
Trombonist and our very own idiotica! How demure and kind looking!
Yes, that's what every teacher thinks of her.
Dearest teachers, I am sad to break your bubble.
BECAUSE DEEEEEEEEPPP DOWN INSIDE ... JANE LAU IS ...
STUPID.
LOUD.
NOISY.
Aren't you interested? Yes, yes, of course. *Grins evilly*
Jane Lau Qian Ying. Loves. Lemons. She absolutely adores them. She dreams of them every night, in the most erotic ways *cough* *cough* Now, we wouldn't want to know what exactly she is dreaming of, would we? Especially since they appear to be sweeeeet and juicy lemons.
Oh, and did I mention, she loves fireworks too? Vigorous ones especially. :D
Well, yes. And scandalously, up to par, she has three husbands. *Gasp* I shall introduce them to you.
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CANDIDATE NO. 1: BIG BANGAs you can see, they appear *cough* charming *cough* in their own ways. Oh, what can we possibly say about this. It's the old ... idiotic + idiotic = perfect match analogy. I'm sure Big Bang enjoys airing their armpits with those big shirts. Poor Jane. She must have to tolerate their stinky B.O. all the time. It's no wonder she has ...
CANDIDATE NO.2: SUPER JUNIORThe picture says it all.
*Proceeds to cough and choke and die*
CANDIDATE NO. 3: HIRO/HARUMA MIURA (!!!!!)Aha! Finally some good taste in there. Well you know what they say. Third time's the charm :D Sexiness! You may now proceed to squel or drool over his face.
I WOULD PROBABLY SMACK JANE FOR HER BAD TASTE IN GUYS (except Hiro/Haruma of course), but alas, I love her too much.
Psssssttttttt. Apparently, she has two former husbands whom she has happily divorced. 1) Jae Joong and 2) David Archuletta (God only knows how his name is spelt)
SO MUCH FOR THE WONDERFUL JANE UPDATE.
SO REMEMBER! WORD OF THE DAY?
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PROUNCE
